Australian Musician originally
set out to collect a bunch of helpful tips from musicians
both here and overseas. The submissions we received
ranged from best ways to keep your guitars strings
vibrant to songwriting tips to heart felt philosophies
on life, to the down right ridiculous. We thought
the best way to present these to you was to just throw
them all together and let you, the reader decide what
might be useful. Scroll down at your own risk and
take from it what you will!
Strive to be different. If
you’re going to be good at something, make sure you’re
the best. Your friends may be well-meaning and tell
you how great you are. But the most honest responses
come from strangers. That’s why it’s important that
you play live. The audience will let you know which
songs are working, and which aren’t. You also wish
people in the music industry were more upfront. In
the early days before Motor Ace, and yet another record
company turned us down, it would have been more helpful
if they actually told us why they hadn’t been interested.
- PATRICK ROBERTSON
, MOTOR ACE
Always lie to
band members about sound check time .....if it's 5pm
tell them 4pm and they will show up at 5:30pm. This
way you only lose a 1/2 hour.
Literally stay on the floor
when you’re writing a song. Resist adding on the instruments
until the song is ready. Go through the lyrics and
make sure there’s not one line you’d cringe at. Write
the words on a piece of paper. That way you can see
if they’re going to be embarrassing. Take the song
on the road. Something you think is the dog’s bollocks
could end up pear-shaped on the road. The biggest
test for any song is to survive in front of a crowd.
- DIESEL
Don’t hesitate. If you believe
in it, just go and do it. No one can tell you what’s
going to happen. Let it happen. - MATT
- DESTRUCTION OF THE HIVES
If you've been on the road
for a while and you have reached the end of your tether,
you can't go on anymore, you're a nervous wreck who
can't keep food or drink down because you've over
done it and you don't think you can get through tonight's
gig; go the doctor and get a Vitamin B shot. You'll
get a new lease on life (for about 24 hours). Trust
me it works. - BRETT
KINGMAN GUITARIST JAMES REYNE
For guitarists;
If you're working in a humid environment, you don't
have any 'Finger Ease' and you find your hands are
sticking to the strings and neck, give some talcum
powder a go.
I yield to something Leonard
Cohen said ... be specific. Why say ‘tree’ when you
could say ’sycamore’ - BIC
RUNGA
Above all, you need the songs.
Everything else , your passion, your experimentation,
your will, works around that. The songs have to mean
something to you, or else they won’t mean any thing
to anyone else. - CHRISTIAN
MACHADO OF ILL NINO
Blame the drummer
for everything.....ie: slows down, speeds up, always
late, never pulls chicks, and smells up the van!
When touring to cities that
you have never been to before, always take something
from your motel / hotel room that has the address
on it......it can be very hard to remember where you
are staying after a long night of public relations.
- KEVIN GARANT
When you make
a mistake on stage always give a disgusting look to
another band member like it was them that blew the
note ... it works ... the audience never knows.
Ensure that your toms are as
flat as possible to save the heads. When you strike
a tom at an angle you risk the possibility of poking
the heads as opposed to a direct stroke. It all sounds
so sexual...yet it works. Also maybe lower the metronone
during the times you have rests to save your ears
from fatigue of certain frequencies. - DAVID
HILLIARD - DAVID BYRN BAND
"always bring a packed
lunch and a thermos" - ROCKMELONS
"learn to live on no sleep"
- WARPED
Always wipe down your guitar
after a gig. Your strings will last longer and it
won't smell half as bad"- LIAM
FINN
Get out and tour. It will bond
your band into a close entity, shape the songs and
create an audience for you that will stay with you
regardless of what’s happening for you in the charts.
- BODYJAR
Shoot for the moon. Because
even if you fail, you’ll still land among the stars.
But the most important thing is to write your own
songs or else you’ll never develop your own voice.
- LEE KERNAGHAN
Be passionate about the quality
of your music. From my days on the road with Zappa
: always get close to the Road Manager. He is the
one who can extract that girl from the audience you
are playing too. The one that will be the love of
your life. Well at least for tonight ! - ALLAN
ZVOD , (FRANK ZAPPA)
If your manager is earning
more than you are, either get a new manager, or re-negotiate
RIGHT NOW! Learn how to work out the impedance of
speakers, & ALWAYS match the impedance of an amp
to its speaker box. Learn to leave spaces - without
silence there is no music. If you can't hear the snare,
you're too loud. (is anyone ever going to believe
that i said that?) on the other hand, you may need
to sack your drummer! Don't believe everything the
recording engineer says. if he can't explain things
clearly, maybe he should go back to making the coffee.
-
BOB SPENCER , GUITARIST (ANGELS, SKYHOOKS)
Go with the flow. Take everything
as it comes. I put too much pressure on myself. Don’t
pressurise yourself - JOEL
STEIN , WAIKIKI
Keep your ears open, and listen
to the radio all the time. Be prepared to learn from
the right people. Don’t ever let anyone tell you that
you can’t achieve something. But at the same time,
don’t be so pig-headed that you cut yourself off from
learning - JASON SINGH
, TAXIRIDE
Don’t copy other people but
compare yourself to the best. Who’s the benchmark,
who’s the biggest? Are we as good as they are? Can
we be as big without losing what we’re about? Then
work towards it. It took us seven years (to get a
hit) and we think it’s still the beginning for us.
Never think it’s impossible. Have a goal and the vision.
Build up to it. Be the best band in your town, then
your state, then the East Coast, then the country.
Keep expanding your horizons and don’t let anyone
tell you that you can’t do it. You can. - DW
NORTON, SUPERHEIST
It is said that if you want
to know what you were doing in the past, look at your
body now; if you want to know what will happen to
you in the future, look at what your mind is doing
now - DALAI LAMA